Strathclyde Red


  • Strathclyde Red qualified directly for the Finals from the Scotland Qualifier having finished 2.

    The six sailors of strath red,
    So divine we'll turn your head.
    Watch out for us on the water,
    You'll never have seen a team hotter.
    With Iain and his luscious locks,
    Easy to spot. Just sandals and socks.
    Or Sara Bell our resident Fresher,
    Whose choice in men could be better.
    Maybe you've seen Good ol' Thomas,
    Next Etchel world champion, we promise!
    Our captain our captain, it's Mr Jake,
    Who can't have sex. HES NEVER AWAKE!
    Hard to miss, it's yellow Huw,
    Careful ladies, muscles too!
    Finally Laura, our little gem,
    Who gets everything as a woman in STEM.
    As a team , we conquered the Scottish land,
    Now here at Grafham. Our final stand


    Team Members

    Jake Miller
    Huw Williams
    Ian Duncan
    Laura Young
    Thomas Goodman
    Sarah Bell

    Team Performance

    165 Durham Purple 1 2 5 - 3 4 6 Strathclyde Red
    153 Sheffield Gold 1 2 5 - 3 4 6 Strathclyde Red
    139 Strathclyde Red 1 3 6 - 2 4 5 Warwick Black
    126 Loughborough Purple 3 5 6 - 1 2 4 Strathclyde Red
    110 Bristol Red 1 2 4 - 3 5 6 Strathclyde Red
    94 Lancaster Red 1 3 4 - 2 5 6 Strathclyde Red
    80 Strathclyde Red 3 4 5 - 1 2 6 Nottingham Green
    67 Strathclyde Red 3 4 6 - 1 2 5 Oxford Blue
    43 Imperial Blue 1 2 3 - 4 5 6 Strathclyde Red
    35 Strathclyde Red 2 4 6 - 1 3 5 Exeter Blue
    23 Strathclyde Red 3 5 6 - 1 2 4 Edinburgh Blue
    9 Strathclyde Pink 2 4 5 - 1 3 6 Strathclyde Red